Thursday, September 21, 2006

Joke

FINALLY A MALE BLONDE  JOKE

A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS   STRANGE NOISES
COMING FROM
THE BEDROOM.  HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND  HIS  WIFE NAKED ON THE BED,
SWEATING
AND PANTING.  "WHAT'S UP?" HE  SAYS.  "I'M HAVING A HEART  ATTACK,"
CRIES THE
WOMAN.  HE  RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO  GRAB  THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S
DIALING,
HIS
4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP  AND  SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S  HIDING
IN YOUR
CLOSET AND HE'S GOT  NO  CLOTHES ON!"  THE GUY  SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN
AND
STORMS UPSTAIRS  INTO THE BEDROOM, PAST  HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS
OPEN
THE
WARDROBE  DOOR.  SURE  ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS  BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED,
COWERING
ON
THE CLOSET  FLOOR.  "YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS  THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S
HAVING
A
HEART  ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!"


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1 comment:

jmorancoyle said...

    About time!
Jude
http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay