Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
I am sorry I've not stopped by sooner. I wanted to send something special to you right now, so went looking through my box of songs and poems I've written when going through trials of my own. The one below I wrote in 1988. I hope it comforts you. Know you are always in my prayers- always in my heart.
Saturday, February 10, 2007
"Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient. "You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. No, it's actually worse than that. I can never remember where I park my car, where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?"
The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tones, "Pay me in advance."
Friday, February 9, 2007
In his haste to get the bottle, the minister hurriedly agreed and left. So the next Sunday the minister suddenly remembered that he had to make a public announcement that he was being supplied alcohol from a member of the church. That morning, his friend sat in the church with a grin on his face, waiting to see the minister's embarrassment.
The minister climbed into the pulpit and said, "Before we begin, I have an announcement. I would very much like to thank my friend, Joe, for his kind gift of peaches ... and for the spirit in which they were given!"
Thursday, February 8, 2007
For their anniversary, a couple went out for a romantic dinner. Their teenage daughters said they would fix a dessert and leave it waiting.
When they got home, they saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles, and there was a note that read: "Your dessert is in the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn't do!"
"I suppose," the husband responded dryly, "we could clean the house."
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
But the joke is on her because she spelled it wr-- hey, wait a minute!
I heard you were not doing so well again. You and sweet John have really been through a lot. I wanted to apologize, hon, for not stopping by sooner. I'm a bit behind on everything, but haven't forgotten you. Hope the few things below will lift your spirits a little bit. Much love to you and John,
He Will Be (Instrumental)
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
Dad's Tomato garden Journal
There Is A Season
I have added the As I Am Fun Links to the site Fav section for ya.
I Shaved My Legs For This?
A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets.
Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs."
The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?"
The girl said, "I don't know. I don't eat cats."