Laughter Is Good medicine!

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on
sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep
with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy
replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?"

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad,
where did all of my intelligence come from?" The
father replied. "Well, son, you must have got it
from your mother, cause I still have mine"

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you
tell me how long it'll take to fly from San
Francisco to New York City?" The agent replies,
"Just a minute..." "Thank you," the blonde says, and
hangs up.