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 More Work Excuses.....

Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.

The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet .

I had missed a lot of work and my boss made me promise I would not be late, but I woke that day to find my cat bleeding. The poor cat had a hole in its belly where an abscess had burst. I called the boss and she said, " Sure it does..." The vet was very accommodating and wrote me an official excuse, and it hung on the boss's bulletin board for a very long time. It read, "Please excuse Sheryl being late to work today. Her cat had a hole in it.

I have a bit of a problem.  I got the end of a Q-tip stuck in my ear and have to go to the doctors to get it out.

I'm not coming to work to day because my computer has got a virus. And my computer means more to me then this job

Tammy memes121@aol.com